im-just-a-black-cat:

My cat moon and me^^~

man, it’s a shame you don’t have your asks open so i could be a complete creeper and tell you that wow, you’re really fucking cute.

profp:

Heebie Jeebies

(via theeverydaygoth)

my mom calls me Tweety.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via grav3yardgirl)

(Source: alexu-s, via grav3yardgirl)

unif:

oldie but a goodie

(Source: br4in-spin)

(Source: oxidantly, via frozenbricks)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via sparklingllama)

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

(via sparklingllama)